Thursday, July 19, 2007

Dusty and hot

I am dusty and hot. Have Dust in my eyes, have dust in my clothes, have dust in my ears. It is dusty and hot. I have been working on a water tank and it is dusty and hot. I think that they should used the water truck more to wet the ground because it is so dusty and hot. It is a 100 degrees at the water tank and that is hot. It is Wyoming and it is not supposed to be hot. When you combine the heat and the dust you get dusty and hot and that is what I have is dusty and hot. I wonder if that is what it is like in hell? Is it dusty and hot? I bet it is. I bet that it is dusty and hot and you have to wear contact lenses in hell and have to deal with dusty and hot. I am back in the office and it's not so dusty and hot but I am still dusty. I think that I want to be good so I don't have to be dusty and hot for the eternity. I think that being dusty and hot is the worse thing that you can be. I might take a bath in a couple of days so I am not so Dusty and hot. I don't think that anybody likes someone that is dusty and hot. It is OK to just be hot just not dusty and hot. I wonder if I sprayed myself with Endust before I went to work if I would get dusty? That may be worth a try. If it works I think that I will make a product that combines Endust with some high class Cologne like Stetson. I would be a rich Jose. Don't anyone steal my Idea. I know that no one has ever thought of this. If you are interested in purchasing a bottle of my high quality dust-repelling cologne, then just leave your info in my comments box. And send me 20 bucks.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The check is in the mail. I'll take a case. Sounds like some good stuff for attracting the prairie cows, a.k.a. Wyoming Gals. You gonna be making after shave too?

Dave Riddle said...

Well, I havent thought about the aftershave option. Perhaps I can Mix some Pledge with AuquaVelva.

You know the difference between a Wyoming gal and a buffalo?

About 20 lbs and a Marlboro Jacket.

Chellie said...

hmmmmm... dusty and hot? sucks to be you.