Women. I titled this blog Women because I want to address the subject of Women. I will be the first to say that I do not understand Women. But I think that I would like to show a little courage today and address this subject. Though complex, I would like to share my perspective on what I don't understand about women. I know that I am a simple man, and I know that this task may have a backlash that perhaps I am not quite aware of yet but I think that I will discuss the things that I dont know. So I will name Eight things that I don't know about Women and as a disclaimer, I will say that I am married to the perfect woman and none of these apply to her, I am speaking of women collectively and not individually.
1. I don't know how women can have simple interactions with each other and turn it into something complex. I run into one of my friends, I say hey, he says hey back thats it. A women runs into one of her friends and says hey, the other on says hey back, ten seconds later one woman is worrying if she should have said more, and the other woman is worrying why the other woman said hey the way she did.
2. I don't know where they got sugar and spice and everything nice. Thats not true. I will submit that Women are 1000 times meaner than men. When Women fight with each other they fight dirty. Men may punch each other in the noses, but women damage each others emotions, that can be permanant. I'd take snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Thats just temporary damage.
3. I don't know why women cant give orders, or take orders from other women. There is an art to both, and sometimes we all need to do both.
4. I don't know why womens magazines have articles on how to please their man. Iv'e got news, we aren't that hard to please.
5. I don't know why women have to read romantic books or watch romantic movies to feel romantic. I think that a decent burp from their man should be enough.
6. I don't know why women ask us if they look fat in something. We will probably never tell you that something makes you look fat. Only the dumb men will ever venture there and they will only do it once.
7. I don't know why women would ever watch a show like Hope Floats. It doesn't make you feel good and there is no one naked in it.
8. Finally, I don't know why women give men the silent treatment. I'll share a little secret, we like the silent treatment. You may think that is just as effective as the look, its not. Yeah the look, you know what I mean, that doesn't work that good either. Stick with crying, that always works.
I welcome any answers to my I don't know why's. Perhaps that will make me a more understanding man. Speaking of Women, I get mine back today and I am pretty excited.:)
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Friday

Once again Friday has come and I have found myself lacking in the blog department. I have been alone for the past few days, Cindy and Zach left me for Utah, for 10 days and so I am bacheloring it. My dog wasn't doing very well so I took him to the vet and he went under the knife. He is doing pretty good now. I think that he will be good for hunting season which is coming up before I know it. In fact with my bachelorness I have spent a little time watching the deer. Last night after work I dressed up in camo and watched and found some nice deer. Got me pretty excited. I can't say that I'm not lonely as hell. I miss my Wife and little boy, but it is nice to have a little time to relax and think about life and the important things like the bowhunt starting September 1st. I lined out a Lg mouth Bass Fishing trip tomorrow at a private pond for Stinky Pockets and I, It should be a good time. I think that the pond is pretty good. Its all private. The guy used to charge a lot of money to fish there so It should be good. Last night I ate corn and squash from my own garden and I decided that I am going to try to live for the next month on only things that I Grew, Killed, or Caught. I have a crapload of squash, some corn, tomatoes and peppers. My freezer is still partially full of Elk, deer, and antelope. I think that it will be good for me. I guess the only exception is pop. I think that I will have to slowly ween myself of Diet Drinks. I like that crap too much. I think that will be good for me. I think that my body needs a break from un-natural ingredients. I think to keep myself accountable I will have to Log, everyday my eating on the Blog.
After a little thought and reading some of my blog I have decided that it is important for me to have my wife around. I think that my already-low sanity level drops about 3 points below sanity when I am alone.
This is a picture of my redneck water tank crew for your viewing pleasure. Check out the one dude with his shirt off. I think that I could make a pretty good case for evolution. They are all from Southern Ohio, pretty funny guys. It seems like I have a special connection with rednecks. Perhaps I are one.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Today's Ramblings

I have written 3 posts but haven't posted them yet because I don't think that I am quite finished with them. Maybe I am finished with some of them just unsure if I should post them.
I am taking some of my young men from church fishing tonight. We will be catching perch and having a fish fry at the lake. I think that it will be a good time. Maybe I can even take a few pictures.
Man, My life seem like a blur. I don't know where my time has gone. I don't think that I have wasted it, and perhaps because I am so busy that is what makes it seem like a blur. I am glad that I am not busy just because of work. I am glad that I am busy doing things that I think I am supposed to do. I think that if I didn't I might have regrets.
My dog got bit by a rattlesnake. His face is all puffed up. I will have to post a few pictures. He was in pretty rough shape at first but he is doing good now. The swelling hasn't gone down very much, but he is strong again and wanting to play. I think that he is liking the attention. Living in the house. Eating food from a can. Penicillin shots twice a day. Elk burger once a day. I wouldn't be surprised if after he gets better if he goes out and gets bit again just for the lifestyle. Crazy dog. I'm glad he didn't die on me. I don't know If I would have taken that very well.
Who do you think would win in a fight, Ozzy or Lita Ford?
I think that my money would be on Lita.
Well, I guess I am done rambling.
Maybe,
I have been getting horrendous nightmares lately. I wonder if I am going nuts. Or nuttser. I already know that I am nuts. Is there a word for the step after nuts? If there is I think that I am there.
This is a picture of a big buck that I saw. The pic kind of stinks. Just take my word for it. It is a big buck!
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Runaway
When I was a little boy, probably around 9 or 10 I decided that I would run away. I don't think that it was provoked by anything or any anger towards my parents or my family. I think that I had just finished reading the book, My side of the Mountain and decided that I would try running away to see if I could make it on my own. There was something appealing about running away, making a hut and surviving just to see if I could. I knew that doing this would take some planning so I thought about where I would go and what I would bring. I packed my little red backpack that had my name on it. (A backpack that at one time held a 72 hour kit that our family put together for a family home evening or something.) I packed a canteen, a shirt (I think it was my favorite color country wrestling shirt, (I wonder if I still have that?)), A pair of rustler jeans, some undies, matches, socks, a pocket knife and a canteen. I decided that I didn't need any food, I would just have to get used to killing what I ate. So I grabbed my bag, and headed out. It was about 2:30 PM. I headed down the street and made a left up the street to a place that the neighborhood kids called "The Fields". I knew the spot that I would go. My spot had a large population of prairie dogs, and I had gotten close to them a few times and knew with some skill I could kill them and survive. When I arrived at the calculated location, I decided that I would first have to kill dinner. I was hungry already and I knew that I could whip up a survival shelter in a matter of about an hour. So I found a long stick and took out my pocket knife and sharpened carefully the end to make a spear. This only took about 25 minutes because I was quite skillful with the knife. After a few practice throws I felt that I was ready for the hunt.
Upon arrival to the prairie dog town I was greeted with the usual prairie dog chirps. After closely scanning the area, I found a mound with a large dog. A large tasty prairie dog. A large tasty prairie dog that was going to get a sharp stick thrown through its insides, skinned, gutted, cooked and wolfed down into my empty stomach.
I slowly crept up to the mound and the dog disappeared. That was OK, I was familiar with prairie dogs and knew that If I sat still eventually the dog would come up. So I stood still with my arm cocked back, the dog hole in range of my spear of death. I was waiting. Saliva leaked from the side of my mouth. (Not because I was hungry, I kind of slobbered a lot when I was a kid). I waited, and I waited. I waited for what I felt was an eternity, but in reality was probably 20 minutes. All of a sudden I saw fur, just about a quarter of an inch of prairie dog head. I knew he was breathing his last breath. Eyes, nose, mouth, body. He was mine. I threw that spear with the speed of Nolan Ryan. As it left the tip of my fingers, I felt overcome with excitement, until a brief millisecond later I realized that I had missed. All that waiting and I missed that damn prairie dog. I walked over to my spear, inspected it and threw it to the ground. I decided that I would have to plan a little better if I was going to survive on my own. So I grabbed my backpack and headed for home. I arrived home around 4:00 PM. I don't think anyone noticed that I moved out. So I grabbed a bowl of cereal and turned on the TV. I decided to run away another day.
I thought it was kind of funny, here I am 20 years later, I have found that I have run away again, not for any particular reason, maybe to see if I could do it. Just a different field this time, and am still hunting those damn prairie dogs. I am having the time of my life. It just took about 20 years of planning.
On a side note, it didn't hurt to get a hot wife to come along for company. She's kind of my consultant.
Upon arrival to the prairie dog town I was greeted with the usual prairie dog chirps. After closely scanning the area, I found a mound with a large dog. A large tasty prairie dog. A large tasty prairie dog that was going to get a sharp stick thrown through its insides, skinned, gutted, cooked and wolfed down into my empty stomach.
I slowly crept up to the mound and the dog disappeared. That was OK, I was familiar with prairie dogs and knew that If I sat still eventually the dog would come up. So I stood still with my arm cocked back, the dog hole in range of my spear of death. I was waiting. Saliva leaked from the side of my mouth. (Not because I was hungry, I kind of slobbered a lot when I was a kid). I waited, and I waited. I waited for what I felt was an eternity, but in reality was probably 20 minutes. All of a sudden I saw fur, just about a quarter of an inch of prairie dog head. I knew he was breathing his last breath. Eyes, nose, mouth, body. He was mine. I threw that spear with the speed of Nolan Ryan. As it left the tip of my fingers, I felt overcome with excitement, until a brief millisecond later I realized that I had missed. All that waiting and I missed that damn prairie dog. I walked over to my spear, inspected it and threw it to the ground. I decided that I would have to plan a little better if I was going to survive on my own. So I grabbed my backpack and headed for home. I arrived home around 4:00 PM. I don't think anyone noticed that I moved out. So I grabbed a bowl of cereal and turned on the TV. I decided to run away another day.
I thought it was kind of funny, here I am 20 years later, I have found that I have run away again, not for any particular reason, maybe to see if I could do it. Just a different field this time, and am still hunting those damn prairie dogs. I am having the time of my life. It just took about 20 years of planning.
On a side note, it didn't hurt to get a hot wife to come along for company. She's kind of my consultant.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
A learning weekend.
This past weekend, Cindy, Zach and I traveled to Northern Utah for a mission farewell. It was kind of a spur of the moment and Cindy pulled a wild card to get me to go. It is about a 9 hour drive and at first Cindy tried to sell it to me by saying that we could go shopping. I told her that the secret to a sell is not to try to sell something by offering something that was a reward for your self, but by offering a reward that the person you are selling it to, would want. Shopping is not something that interests me one bit. In fact I hate shopping. I am even getting to the point that I don't like shopping at sporting goods stores. Maybe I have everything? I don't know. So she hit me below the belt by saying that I could purchase a gas boat motor that I had been looking at. So of course I went. It worked out pretty good and we had a really good time. We didn't ever spend that much time shopping. It was nice to see familyand friends and even get to know family and friends that I didn't know. I learned a few things this weekend and I thought I would list them.
Lessons Learned this weekend:
1. I learned that City folks laugh at you when they ask you to go in and get a knife and you don't have to because you already have one in your pocket.
2. I learned that there are people that are crazier about duck hunting than I am.
3. I learned that Rick has a specific time set out every day to tan.
4. I learned that Rick takes his tan very seriously.
5. I learned that cats, if treated right can eventually evolve into dogs.
7. I learned that a great way to entertain kids is to teach them death and submission holds. (I hope they don't use them)
8. I learned (from church) that Rick is not Satan, and that no matter how much you like Ozzy Ozbourne you can still raise good kids.
9. I learned that the only services on the 180 mile stretch between Rock Springs and Rawlins are for fireworks and porn. (which leaves me with the question, What goes through a persons mind when they stop at the porn shop 100 miles from everything? Are you just driving along that miserable stretch of road of I80 and the thought pops into you mind...."Man this trip sucks, I've gotta see something necckid."? I mean the thought did pop into my mind about needing fireworks. But I'm a redneck, I need fireworks. (I just got confused and went to the wrong store)J/K
10. I learned that in the town of Rawlins WY. Meth is considered one of the four basic food groups.
11. I learned that if you ever needed to staff a carnival, Rawlins WY is a great place to start.
So I guess that it was a learning experience and I had a good time. It was nice to see everyone. I wouldn't even have minded one more day.
Lessons Learned this weekend:
1. I learned that City folks laugh at you when they ask you to go in and get a knife and you don't have to because you already have one in your pocket.
2. I learned that there are people that are crazier about duck hunting than I am.
3. I learned that Rick has a specific time set out every day to tan.
4. I learned that Rick takes his tan very seriously.
5. I learned that cats, if treated right can eventually evolve into dogs.
7. I learned that a great way to entertain kids is to teach them death and submission holds. (I hope they don't use them)
8. I learned (from church) that Rick is not Satan, and that no matter how much you like Ozzy Ozbourne you can still raise good kids.
9. I learned that the only services on the 180 mile stretch between Rock Springs and Rawlins are for fireworks and porn. (which leaves me with the question, What goes through a persons mind when they stop at the porn shop 100 miles from everything? Are you just driving along that miserable stretch of road of I80 and the thought pops into you mind...."Man this trip sucks, I've gotta see something necckid."? I mean the thought did pop into my mind about needing fireworks. But I'm a redneck, I need fireworks. (I just got confused and went to the wrong store)J/K
10. I learned that in the town of Rawlins WY. Meth is considered one of the four basic food groups.
11. I learned that if you ever needed to staff a carnival, Rawlins WY is a great place to start.
So I guess that it was a learning experience and I had a good time. It was nice to see everyone. I wouldn't even have minded one more day.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Rainy Days



Iv'e never understood why our society calls a bad day a rainy day. E.G. "I'm saving up for a rainy day". Today is a rainy day in Sheridan and I love rainy days. It is impossible for me to have a bad day when it is raining. I love the smell, the coolness, and the wet look the earth gets. I probably should move to Washington State where it rains all the time. I wonder if I would get tired of the rain? I really don't think that I would. Today has been a nice cool 70 degrees and that is the way it is supposed to be. I think that we should call bad days "hot dusty days" or "I aint fishin days" or "Hillary Clinton just got elected days" I mean those are bad days not rainy days.
Today I was at my construction site inspecting and taking pictures and a couple of bucks jumped up. Here are some pictures. You may have to click on the pics to see the buck good. That is a good day when I see a buck. I live in an area where I probably see at least 10 deer on a bad day. When I see a big buck that makes me happy like a rainy day. So to say the least, bucks+rainy day=happy Dave.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Rattle Snakes

This morning I was driving up the drive out of the Ranch and near the mailbox found a rattlesnake coiled in the road. I was in a hurry so I pulled up to the snake slowly in my car and ran it over. It made a popping noise similar to that of a small balloon popping, it was kind of gross. I left my car on top of it and got out of the car to check it out. It was decent sized, so I took out my pocket knife at cut off the buttons. It only had about 9 buttons. I hate rattle snakes and this unfortunate snake was in a highly traveled area. I jog past the route every couple of days and my wife takes the baby for walks to the mailbox quite often. It was about 3/4 miles away from the house. I just didn't want to take the chance of someone getting bit, or my dog getting bit, or a cow getting bit for that matter. It was kind of odd and I noticed this but I actually felt bad about killing the snake. I don't know why. I mean with my hunting situation I kill a lot of animals. In fact to give you a number, in the past year, I have killed 3 deer, 1 elk, 1 antelope, 20 geese, 30-40 ducks, a couple of pheasants, 200+ prairie dogs, 10 rabbits, 4 raccoons, 7 skunks and a partridge in a pear tree.(there is probably more but I think you get the picture) I don't waste animals, I eat every thing I kill except the prairie dogs , coons, skunks and rabbits and don't remember feeling bad about killing any of them. But snakes I feel bad about. I just can't figure it out. I don't kill any other snakes besides rattlesnakes, but it is weird. maybe I am weird, well there is no maybe about it. I don't think that I have ever killed a snake and not felt bad about it. Maybe I am not supposed to kill snakes, I can't figure it out. I was never taught not to kill snakes, I hate having them around, I am scared of snakes, but I feel bad about killing them. Maybe I am just screwed up.
Any analysis would be appreciated.
Here is a picture I took at the construction site that I am over seeing. It's kind of a cool view.
Photo Contest, Mesa AZ
Monday, July 23, 2007
Photo Contest "Ennis Montana"
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Life lessons from a laxative.
My senior year in high school, near pinnacle of my wrestling career, I had a life lesson. It was about mid-season wrestling season. I was having a good year and doing quite well. In fact I don't think that I had lost any wrestling matches up to then. I had just made a weight cut from 152 to 145 lbs. It was one week before Christmas and I had just one match before the Christmas break. It was a dual meet between Pine View (a St. George team). I was lined up to wrestle a tough opponent, a kid that I had wrestled previously and beat. The first match was a tough match but ultimately I got a lucky head throw and pinned him in second round. I remember feeling lucky because I could tell that if I wasn't on the ball all the time with this kid he could beat me.
Well, the morning of the dual meet came and I got on the scale at about six AM and realized that I was about 4 lbs over weight. I was feeling a little lazy and didn't feel like running all morning to loose the weight so I sluffed class and drove up to Wal-mart for a little diet aid. I had heard from a couple of friends that they were successful loosing weight fast by taking Ex-lax, so I thought I would give it a try. I hadn't ever tried this magical chemical and to my surprise it came in little chocolate bars. I though it was too good to be true. I bought the box and went out to my car, read the directions and took two pieces of chocolate. I liked the chocolate though it had a little chalky taste to it. But who cared it was chocolate, I hadn't had that in a couple of months. Instead of going back to school, I went to the mechanics shop at the college where I had a class, and a fellow wrestler was there working on his truck. I decided that I would hang out with him just in case the chocolate kicked in. After about an hour of helping my friend I realized that the chocolate wasn't working. I figured that it was because I was dehydrated, and figured that it may take a larger dose to make it kick in. So I took one more bar. Another hour passed and I was getting worried. No happy ending. So I wisely took another bar. By the end of the school day, I boarded the bus with 5 servings of Ex-lax brewing in me. I couldn't explain it just the fact that maybe Ex-lax was like firecrackers, every now and then you get a pack of duds. The whole trip down I spit in a cup to try to get a little more weight off, and when we got to the other school's locker room fortunately I was only about a half pound over weight. So I threw on some plastics with some sweats to cover them and went for a run. It only took about 30 minutes of running to get down to the weight that I needed to be. I weighed in, made weight, showered and got ready for the matches. Still no moving experiences. The Pine View Gymnasium was packed that night as I warmed up. My School was only 45 minutes away, so most of my school was there, friends, family and of course girls that I liked. I was excited. I wanted a quick win. Then I could relax, get some cookies and take a break until after Christmas. After watching the lower weight my match came, I ran to the score keepers to check in and get an ankle band. I strapped on the identity band and ran out to the middle of the mat. The referee had us shake hands, and then it happened. I felt a rumble that I had never felt. It felt like it had come from the very depths of hell. It felt like the final battle from Braveheart had just erupted in the lower most part of my colon. I knew that I was in trouble.
The referee said "wrestle", and we were off. We circled, and instead of my regular low stance I had an awkward high "clenched stance" which allowed my opponent to easily take me down. I remember falling to my belly trying to decide how to better keep my dignity. Do I loose the match and loose my state ranking? Or do I loose something else and loose all social status that I had ever earned or for that matter would ever earn? While I was trying to make up my mind my opponent turned me and got a couple of more points. Here I was trying my best to keep the floods gates closed. It seemed like my stomach was going through stages every 10 seconds for each dose that I took. I found myself praying one of the most sincere prayers that has ever been uttered on a wrestling mat. I made at least 10 promises to God of things that I would change in my life, if only he would help me pull this off. I found myself humbled, trying to think of any sin that I could sell off in exchange for some type of saving grace. Then I happened, I noticed an opening in my opponents game, the same opening that I had found in our previous match. A perfect chance to stand up and sink a head throw. I reached up and sunk the head lock deep and threw him hard onto his back. The position gave me the advantage and there was no way in the world that this kid was going to get away. It took about 15 seconds for the referee to hit the mat. I had won and I knew who was responsible. I jumped up. We shook hands, my hand was raised and I ran off the mat. I made it. I knew how I made it, and I knew who made it possible.
Ever since then, I have found myself in similar situations, not Ex-lax situations but others that my dumb decisions have gotten me in to. I find myself selling off sins for some type of redemption. It's kind of funny and strange is some sort of sick way because it always seems like I get bailed out. It seems like I am always finding mercy, even when I don't deserve it.
Well, the morning of the dual meet came and I got on the scale at about six AM and realized that I was about 4 lbs over weight. I was feeling a little lazy and didn't feel like running all morning to loose the weight so I sluffed class and drove up to Wal-mart for a little diet aid. I had heard from a couple of friends that they were successful loosing weight fast by taking Ex-lax, so I thought I would give it a try. I hadn't ever tried this magical chemical and to my surprise it came in little chocolate bars. I though it was too good to be true. I bought the box and went out to my car, read the directions and took two pieces of chocolate. I liked the chocolate though it had a little chalky taste to it. But who cared it was chocolate, I hadn't had that in a couple of months. Instead of going back to school, I went to the mechanics shop at the college where I had a class, and a fellow wrestler was there working on his truck. I decided that I would hang out with him just in case the chocolate kicked in. After about an hour of helping my friend I realized that the chocolate wasn't working. I figured that it was because I was dehydrated, and figured that it may take a larger dose to make it kick in. So I took one more bar. Another hour passed and I was getting worried. No happy ending. So I wisely took another bar. By the end of the school day, I boarded the bus with 5 servings of Ex-lax brewing in me. I couldn't explain it just the fact that maybe Ex-lax was like firecrackers, every now and then you get a pack of duds. The whole trip down I spit in a cup to try to get a little more weight off, and when we got to the other school's locker room fortunately I was only about a half pound over weight. So I threw on some plastics with some sweats to cover them and went for a run. It only took about 30 minutes of running to get down to the weight that I needed to be. I weighed in, made weight, showered and got ready for the matches. Still no moving experiences. The Pine View Gymnasium was packed that night as I warmed up. My School was only 45 minutes away, so most of my school was there, friends, family and of course girls that I liked. I was excited. I wanted a quick win. Then I could relax, get some cookies and take a break until after Christmas. After watching the lower weight my match came, I ran to the score keepers to check in and get an ankle band. I strapped on the identity band and ran out to the middle of the mat. The referee had us shake hands, and then it happened. I felt a rumble that I had never felt. It felt like it had come from the very depths of hell. It felt like the final battle from Braveheart had just erupted in the lower most part of my colon. I knew that I was in trouble.
The referee said "wrestle", and we were off. We circled, and instead of my regular low stance I had an awkward high "clenched stance" which allowed my opponent to easily take me down. I remember falling to my belly trying to decide how to better keep my dignity. Do I loose the match and loose my state ranking? Or do I loose something else and loose all social status that I had ever earned or for that matter would ever earn? While I was trying to make up my mind my opponent turned me and got a couple of more points. Here I was trying my best to keep the floods gates closed. It seemed like my stomach was going through stages every 10 seconds for each dose that I took. I found myself praying one of the most sincere prayers that has ever been uttered on a wrestling mat. I made at least 10 promises to God of things that I would change in my life, if only he would help me pull this off. I found myself humbled, trying to think of any sin that I could sell off in exchange for some type of saving grace. Then I happened, I noticed an opening in my opponents game, the same opening that I had found in our previous match. A perfect chance to stand up and sink a head throw. I reached up and sunk the head lock deep and threw him hard onto his back. The position gave me the advantage and there was no way in the world that this kid was going to get away. It took about 15 seconds for the referee to hit the mat. I had won and I knew who was responsible. I jumped up. We shook hands, my hand was raised and I ran off the mat. I made it. I knew how I made it, and I knew who made it possible.
Ever since then, I have found myself in similar situations, not Ex-lax situations but others that my dumb decisions have gotten me in to. I find myself selling off sins for some type of redemption. It's kind of funny and strange is some sort of sick way because it always seems like I get bailed out. It seems like I am always finding mercy, even when I don't deserve it.
Friday, July 20, 2007
My Pocket Knife
It's Friday and I just got back into the office. The 98 degree heat is getting to me so Cindy, Zach and I are going camping in the mountains to do a little fishing and get out of the heat.
I want to write about my pocket knife. Last Christmas my wife gave me a pocket knife. I was a yellow handled, three blade, stockman Case brand knife. It is a pretty nice knife. Case makes a good knife they normally use Chrome vanadium for the steel which is a good steel for a blade. It sharpens easily and does a pretty good job at staying sharp with regular use. Chrome Vanadium corrodes if you don't keep it clean and oil it regularly. The stockman is a knife designed for stockmen. I'm not much of a stockman so I use mine for other purposes. I tried to take care of the knife, just because its a good knife, (and the last Case my wife gave me I had for 1.5 weeks until I lost it.) But I got a little careless with the new knife. During a visit to my parents house for my Baby's blessing I would sneak out to the garage and cut pieces of cake for my older brother and I, I think that the cake was hidden from my brother and I. In the heat of the cake battle I didn't take the time to clean off my knife. I just licked the Icing off the blade and put it into my pocket. Later when I returned to Sheridan I pulled the knife out and cleaned it up. One thing that I noticed was a little black spot on the blade. I didn't think much of it. I noticed that every time I used my knife and didn't clean and oil it immediately after the spot would grow. I went fishing a couple of days ago and did some wading. I got my shorts wet and in my pocket was my knife. I didn't pay a lot of attention to the knife until I pulled it out a couple of days later. When I opened the blades I noticed that my main blade was completely covered in rust. Not only that but the rust had spread to the other two blades. I think that it will take a lot of work to get the knife clean again, a lot more work than it would have normally taken if I would have took care of it in the first place.
I think that we are a little like a good pocket knife. If we keep ourselves clean mind and body, we are able to function the way that God intended us. I think that we need to be very careful that we don't corrupt or allow the little corruptions to enter our lives. I don't think that we wake up one morning corrupted and lost. I think that it happens a little at a time. Perhaps with an unhealthy thought. We dwell on the thought until it makes sense to us to make an action. Maybe not a big action at first but before we know it we find ourselves making the big actions . The sad part come when our actions start to bring others down with us.
I guess my point is if we stop ourselves at the thought we can save a lot of cleaning at the end.
I want to write about my pocket knife. Last Christmas my wife gave me a pocket knife. I was a yellow handled, three blade, stockman Case brand knife. It is a pretty nice knife. Case makes a good knife they normally use Chrome vanadium for the steel which is a good steel for a blade. It sharpens easily and does a pretty good job at staying sharp with regular use. Chrome Vanadium corrodes if you don't keep it clean and oil it regularly. The stockman is a knife designed for stockmen. I'm not much of a stockman so I use mine for other purposes. I tried to take care of the knife, just because its a good knife, (and the last Case my wife gave me I had for 1.5 weeks until I lost it.) But I got a little careless with the new knife. During a visit to my parents house for my Baby's blessing I would sneak out to the garage and cut pieces of cake for my older brother and I, I think that the cake was hidden from my brother and I. In the heat of the cake battle I didn't take the time to clean off my knife. I just licked the Icing off the blade and put it into my pocket. Later when I returned to Sheridan I pulled the knife out and cleaned it up. One thing that I noticed was a little black spot on the blade. I didn't think much of it. I noticed that every time I used my knife and didn't clean and oil it immediately after the spot would grow. I went fishing a couple of days ago and did some wading. I got my shorts wet and in my pocket was my knife. I didn't pay a lot of attention to the knife until I pulled it out a couple of days later. When I opened the blades I noticed that my main blade was completely covered in rust. Not only that but the rust had spread to the other two blades. I think that it will take a lot of work to get the knife clean again, a lot more work than it would have normally taken if I would have took care of it in the first place.
I think that we are a little like a good pocket knife. If we keep ourselves clean mind and body, we are able to function the way that God intended us. I think that we need to be very careful that we don't corrupt or allow the little corruptions to enter our lives. I don't think that we wake up one morning corrupted and lost. I think that it happens a little at a time. Perhaps with an unhealthy thought. We dwell on the thought until it makes sense to us to make an action. Maybe not a big action at first but before we know it we find ourselves making the big actions . The sad part come when our actions start to bring others down with us.
I guess my point is if we stop ourselves at the thought we can save a lot of cleaning at the end.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Dusty and hot
I am dusty and hot. Have Dust in my eyes, have dust in my clothes, have dust in my ears. It is dusty and hot. I have been working on a water tank and it is dusty and hot. I think that they should used the water truck more to wet the ground because it is so dusty and hot. It is a 100 degrees at the water tank and that is hot. It is Wyoming and it is not supposed to be hot. When you combine the heat and the dust you get dusty and hot and that is what I have is dusty and hot. I wonder if that is what it is like in hell? Is it dusty and hot? I bet it is. I bet that it is dusty and hot and you have to wear contact lenses in hell and have to deal with dusty and hot. I am back in the office and it's not so dusty and hot but I am still dusty. I think that I want to be good so I don't have to be dusty and hot for the eternity. I think that being dusty and hot is the worse thing that you can be. I might take a bath in a couple of days so I am not so Dusty and hot. I don't think that anybody likes someone that is dusty and hot. It is OK to just be hot just not dusty and hot. I wonder if I sprayed myself with Endust before I went to work if I would get dusty? That may be worth a try. If it works I think that I will make a product that combines Endust with some high class Cologne like Stetson. I would be a rich Jose. Don't anyone steal my Idea. I know that no one has ever thought of this. If you are interested in purchasing a bottle of my high quality dust-repelling cologne, then just leave your info in my comments box. And send me 20 bucks.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Beautiful Mesa
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wyoming Vs. Montana
My Uncle, (I will not mention his name, goes by the screen name of Ricki Sixx) and I were having a discussion about what is prettier country, Montana or Wyoming. He felt that he could make a good argument for Montana. I told him to send me some photos and I would post them and people could vote. He declined. Today I was actually working on the Montana/Wyoming border and took a photo of Wyoming and turned a 180 and took a photo of Montana. I will let you be the judge.
Wyoming

Montana
Wyoming

Montana
8 things about Cindy and Me Tag
I was tagged to write 8 things about Cindy and Me, so here goes.
1. After 7 years of marriage I don't think that we have ever run out of things to talk about. Because of our talkative nature our friends think it would be funny if Zach turned out shy. So far I don't think that is possible
2. We like to take slow romantic rides around on the ranch with Zach sitting on our laps and shoot prairie dogs.
3. Cindy is about 10 times smarter than I am. (I probably didn't have to mention this because if you know us you already know that.)
4. She kissed me first. (Cindy will deny this but it is true. It happened during Happy Gilmore.)
5. I always jokingly tell Cindy that I am just a Paycheck and a Pretty face. The fact of the matter is that is all I have to be. Cindy is a good enough mother and wife that it makes up for all of my shortcomings. She is even pretty enough to make up for my "pretty face"
6. We don't "fight". It's kind of weird but we just always get along. I think that I can attribute that to her temperment. I always tell people that In seven years of marriage I have only raised my voice once. And that was over something dumb.
7. We met at a sporting goods store. She was as pretty as I had ever seen. And I was as nervous as I had ever been, but I asked her out anyways. I had to.
8. After seven years of marriage she is still as pretty as I have ever seen and I still get nervous around her.
1. After 7 years of marriage I don't think that we have ever run out of things to talk about. Because of our talkative nature our friends think it would be funny if Zach turned out shy. So far I don't think that is possible
2. We like to take slow romantic rides around on the ranch with Zach sitting on our laps and shoot prairie dogs.
3. Cindy is about 10 times smarter than I am. (I probably didn't have to mention this because if you know us you already know that.)
4. She kissed me first. (Cindy will deny this but it is true. It happened during Happy Gilmore.)
5. I always jokingly tell Cindy that I am just a Paycheck and a Pretty face. The fact of the matter is that is all I have to be. Cindy is a good enough mother and wife that it makes up for all of my shortcomings. She is even pretty enough to make up for my "pretty face"
6. We don't "fight". It's kind of weird but we just always get along. I think that I can attribute that to her temperment. I always tell people that In seven years of marriage I have only raised my voice once. And that was over something dumb.
7. We met at a sporting goods store. She was as pretty as I had ever seen. And I was as nervous as I had ever been, but I asked her out anyways. I had to.
8. After seven years of marriage she is still as pretty as I have ever seen and I still get nervous around her.
Monday, July 16, 2007
More mountain Pics
Only in Wyoming. July is kind of funny in Sheridan. We have fireworks on the polo fields, 3 hour parades, world class rodeos, and my Parents and little brother came up. We did a little of everything even went into the mountains and did a little fishing. I dont think there is ever a dull moment. Cindy and I went camping up in the Bighorns on the Fourth with some friends and had just a fantastic time. My

Zach loved the Rodeo

Zach and Uncle Doug. Zacchy loves Uncle Doug.

Our family on the mountain

Zach and Me on the mountain


Zack on the mountain

Zach loved the Rodeo

Zach and Uncle Doug. Zacchy loves Uncle Doug.

Our family on the mountain

Zach and Me on the mountain


Zack on the mountain
Friday, July 13, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
My Boring Blog

I know that my blog has been lacking in many areas. With my blog I usually try to fulfill one of two goals. 1. To make you leave my blog enlightened for the day or 2. To make you leave my blog feeling dumber. I don't like to just throw something out that you can look at and not be affected. I realize that the past few blogs, (due to me being busy or out of the office) forces me to drop meaningless blogs with a few pictures. I will try to post at the very least some decent pictures. I do in fact live in probably the coolest place in the world. (if you dis-agree send pictures of your surroundings to dgr@entechusa.net and I will post them on my blog for a comparison. I still have some 4th of July pics that I need to bring in, and I will post them I promise. I keep forgetting my camera when I come to work. This is a picture I took this morning from my construction site. It is overlooking the small town of Ranchester, Wyoming. I could probably throw a rock from where I was standing and have it land in Montana. I am sorry that once again I have failed to make you dumber. If you would like the "dumbed up" effect. I would suggest Hilary Clinton's Web page. It seems like her words never fail to have that effect.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Out of the office
Monday, July 9, 2007
Heat and Love
Heat can be transferred three ways: 1. Conduction, Convection or Radiation.
Conduction can be viewed as the transfer of energy from the more energetic to the less energetic particles of a substance due to interactions between the particles.
Convection heat transfer occurs between a fluid in motion and a bounding surface when the two are at different temperatures.
Radiation is energy emitted by matter that is at a finite temperature. Usually the emission is attributed to changes in the electron configurations of the costituant atoms or molecules.
If the love you give to your fellow man was a type of Heat Transfer how would you classify yourself, and why?
I would like a reply from anyone who reads my blog. Thank you.
Unlike conduction and convection, radiation does not require the presence of a material medium.
Conduction can be viewed as the transfer of energy from the more energetic to the less energetic particles of a substance due to interactions between the particles.
Convection heat transfer occurs between a fluid in motion and a bounding surface when the two are at different temperatures.
Radiation is energy emitted by matter that is at a finite temperature. Usually the emission is attributed to changes in the electron configurations of the costituant atoms or molecules.
If the love you give to your fellow man was a type of Heat Transfer how would you classify yourself, and why?
I would like a reply from anyone who reads my blog. Thank you.
Unlike conduction and convection, radiation does not require the presence of a material medium.
Friday, July 6, 2007
Friday Again

I don't know what has happened. This week is over and I haven't blogged once. I got a little behind with a couple of days off and here I am typing some weak blog again about how I want to be off work and out fishing. I have so many pictures and things to write. Perhaps I will have to do them at home. I hate getting on the computer at home first because it is too much like work and second, I have dial up. (yeah, we just got that Internet thing here in Wyoming). My fourth of July Blog is pretty much shot. Its the sixth of July and just doesn't have the same effect. Last night some old guy about 90 years old showed up on our door step and said that he lived on the ranch when he was a kid and just wanted to look at it. I took him for my now famous auto tour of about 12 miles of road. I learned a lot. He showed me where a guy was buried who was shot in a gun fight out there. He showed me where outlaws had their hideouts, he showed me old gold mines, he told me about his dad kicking him out of the house when he was 16 because he caught his dad with some lady, he even told me about the miracles of Viagra and some crazy herbal male enhancement drug that he was taking. (yeah it was interesting.) So I think this weekend I am going to go out and dig up a 150 year old body. Perhaps find some gold. I don't know if I will dare post the pics of my finds this weekend.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Still Friday
I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and I dont think that Friday will ever end. I am going fishing this weekend and it makes Friday longer and Uncle Rick the song is for you, bet you havent heard this version. Sounds like Paul Stanley from KISS singing it.
Friday
It's Friday and I have a long weekend ahead of me. Which in turn will make my Friday extra long. Zacchy boy and Cindy had a long night last night because Zach was a little sick with the croup. He hasn't been sick since he was born which has been a blessing. I don't like it when he is sick. My parents and little brother Doug are coming up for the weekend. I hope the Zacchy gets feeling better for them. My nights are a blur. I think Cindy was up a lot last night. I only remember getting up and firing up the humidifier. (would you call that watering up the humidifier?) I do all kinds of things in my sleep but don't remember anything. I have a terrible sleep talking habit. I can carry on a perfect conversation or tell a story and not even know that I told it. I will make perfectly sensible meals of chocolate milk and orange juice mixed with raisin bran that seem in my messed up dream world to be just what I need. My nights get stranger in Hotel rooms. One night I designed a BLM road on top of Cindy. Cindy thought I was hitting her but I was only balancing the dirt work. I have never claimed sanity nor will I ever. I am glad that I have a good woman who puts up with a nut. Luckily she married me for my looks and not my mind.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Reflection
Forgive me for getting a little personal today. I try not to get too personal knowing that this blog will be published to the world so I will get a little personal without being personal if that makes sense.
This morning out on my jog, I had a little time to reflect and think about life. That is the nice thing about living where I do is the fact that I can jog two track dirt roads for twenty miles and never see a soul. That leaves my mind clear and open to ideas and thoughts and sometimes a little revelation from the Big Man. This morning I had a chance to reflect on the last two and a half years. I thought about where I was, where I am, and where I am going. I saw a young man with his wife with a strong marriage but missing something. I saw a young man driving in his red truck across the high plains of Wyoming, hearing two separate voices, one comforting and guiding, one doubtful and misguiding. I saw a young man kneeling down in a cheap hotel room alone and lost pleading for help. I saw a young man getting help. I saw a young man with his wife loving his wife more but with something else. I saw a young man who found something that he had lost. I saw a man with his wife holding something that gave a greater understanding of what he had lost and then found. Today I see a man that wouldn't trade the last two and a half years for anything. The first half was pretty tough though.
It may not be on a mountain height
Or over the stormy sea.
It may not be at the battle's front
My Lord will have need of me.
But if, by a still small voice he calls.
To paths that I do not know.
I'll answer, dear Lord, with my hand in thine:
I'll go where you want me to go.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I wanna be..
This is where I would like to be right now. Park reservoir in the Big Horn Mountains. More than likely I will be here within the next week. Today is kind of an un day.
With that Un I will include "un-inspired" so I will leave you with a picture of where I would like to be because I would like to be there. Did I mention where I would like to be? I would like to be up in the big horns fishing where this picture was taken fishing at park reservoir catching fish not working but fishing and catching big fish not little fish but big fish and eating them at park reservoir where I will be in the next week because I like fishing and want to be in the big horns fishing at park reservoir.
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